middle of test with 100+ students. dead quiet.
stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart” you saint thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
“um actually it’s *you’re” said the 14 year old white girl smugly as she smiled to herself knowing that she had won the argument by default with her superior grammar skills alone
MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
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“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
only in america is there 1 day dedicated to each parent and a whole week dedicated to sharks fucking shit up
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